A.P. Chekhov - An Actor's End
SHTCHIPTSOV, the "heavy father" and "good-hearted simpleton," a
tall and thick-set old man, not so much distinguished by his
talents as an actor as by his exceptional physical strength, had
a desperate quarrel with the manager during the performance, and
just when the storm of words was at its height felt as though
something had snapped in his chest. Zhukov, the manager, as a
rule began at the end of every heated discussion to laugh
hysterically and to fall into a swoon; on this occasion,
however, Shtchiptsov did not remain for this climax, but hurried
home. The high words and the sensation of something ruptured in
his chest so agitated him as he left the theatre that he forgot
to wash off his paint, and did nothing but take off his beard.
When he reached his hotel room, Shtchiptsov spent a long time
pacing up and down, then sat down on the bed, propped his head
on his fists, and sank into thought. He sat like that without
stirring or uttering a sound till two o'clock the next
afternoon, when Sigaev, the comic man, walked into his room.
"Why is it you did not come to the rehearsal, Booby Ivanitch?"
the comic man began, panting and filling the room with fumes of
vodka. "Where have you been?"
Shtchiptsov made no answer, but simply stared at the comic man
with lustreless eyes, under which there were smudges of paint.
"You might at least have washed your phiz!" Sigaev went on. "You
are a disgraceful sight! Have you been boozing, or . . . are you
ill, or what? But why don't you speak? I am asking you: are you
Shtchiptsov did not speak. In spite of the paint on his face,
the comic man could not help noticing his striking pallor, the
drops of sweat on his forehead, and the twitching of his lips.
His hands and feet were trembling too, and the whole huge figure
of the "good-natured simpleton" looked somehow crushed and
flattened. The comic man took a rapid glance round the room, but
saw neither bottle nor flask nor any other suspicious vessel.
"I say, Mishutka, you know you are ill!" he said in a flutter.
"Strike me dead, you are ill! You don't look yourself!"
Shtchiptsov remained silent and stared disconsolately at the
"You must have caught cold," said Sigaev, taking him by the
hand. "Oh, dear, how hot your hands are! What's the trouble?"
"I wa-ant to go home," muttered Shtchiptsov.
"But you are at home now, aren't you?"
"No. . . . To Vyazma. . . ."
"Oh, my, anywhere else! It would take you three years to get to
your Vyazma. . . . What? do you want to go and see your daddy
and mummy? I'll be bound, they've kicked the bucket years ago,
and you won't find their graves. . . ."
"My ho-ome's there."
"Come, it's no good giving way to the dismal dumps. These
neurotic feelings are the limit, old man. You must get well, for
you have to play Mitka in 'The Terrible Tsar' to-morrow. There
is nobody else to do it. Drink something hot and take some
castor-oil? Have you got the money for some castor-oil? Or,
stay, I'll run and buy some."
The comic man fumbled in his pockets, found a fifteen-kopeck
piece, and ran to the chemist's. A quarter of an hour later he
"Come, drink it," he said, holding the bottle to the "heavy
father's" mouth. "Drink it straight out of the bottle. . . . All
at a go! That's the way. . . . Now nibble at a clove that your
very soul mayn't stink of the filthy stuff."
The comic man sat a little longer with his sick friend, then
kissed him tenderly, and went away. Towards evening the jeune
premier, Brama-Glinsky, ran in to see Shtchiptsov. The gifted
actor was wearing a pair of prunella boots, had a glove on his
left hand, was smoking a cigar, and even smelt of heliotrope,
yet nevertheless he strongly suggested a traveller cast away in
some land in which there were neither baths nor laundresses nor
tailors. . . .
"I hear you are ill?" he said to Shtchiptsov, twirling round on
his heel. "What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you, really?
. . ."
Shtchiptsov did not speak nor stir.
"Why don't you speak? Do you feel giddy? Oh well, don't talk, I
won't pester you . . . don't talk. . . ."
Brama-Glinsky (that was his stage name, in his passport he was
called Guskov) walked away to the window, put his hands in his
pockets, and fell to gazing into the street. Before his eyes
stretched an immense waste, bounded by a grey fence beside which
ran a perfect forest of last year's burdocks. Beyond the waste
ground was a dark, deserted factory, with windows boarded up. A
belated jackdaw was flying round the chimney. This dreary,
lifeless scene was beginning to be veiled in the dusk of
"I must go home!" the jeune premier heard.
"Where is home?"
"To Vyazma . . . to my home. . . ."
"It is a thousand miles to Vyazma . . . my boy," sighed
Brama-Glinsky, drumming on the window-pane. "And what do you
want to go to Vyazma for?"
"I want to die there."
"What next! Now he's dying! He has fallen ill for the first time
in his life, and already he fancies that his last hour is come.
. . . No, my boy, no cholera will carry off a buffalo like you.
You'll live to be a hundred. . . . Where's the pain?"
"There's no pain, but I . . . feel . . ."
"You don't feel anything, it all comes from being too healthy.
Your surplus energy upsets you. You ought to get jolly tight --
drink, you know, till your whole inside is topsy-turvy. Getting
drunk is wonderfully restoring. . . . Do you remember how
screwed you were at Rostov on the Don? Good Lord, the very
thought of it is alarming! Sashka and I together could only just
carry in the barrel, and you emptied it alone, and even sent for
rum afterwards. . . . You got so drunk you were catching devils
in a sack and pulled a lamp-post up by the roots. Do you
remember? Then you went off to beat the Greeks. . . ."
Under the influence of these agreeable reminiscences
Shtchiptsov's face brightened a little and his eyes began to
"And do you remember how I beat Savoikin the manager?" he
muttered, raising his head. "But there! I've beaten thirty-three
managers in my time, and I can't remember how many smaller fry.
And what managers they were! Men who would not permit the very
winds to touch them! I've beaten two celebrated authors and one
"What are you crying for?"
"At Kherson I killed a horse with my fists. And at Taganrog some
roughs fell upon me at night, fifteen of them. I took off their
caps and they followed me, begging: 'Uncle, give us back our
caps.' That's how I used to go on."
"What are you crying for, then, you silly?"
"But now it's all over . . . I feel it. If only I could go to
A pause followed. After a silence Shtchiptsov suddenly jumped up
and seized his cap. He looked distraught.
"Good-bye! I am going to Vyazma!" he articulated, staggering.
"And the money for the journey?"
"H'm! . . . I shall go on foot!"
"You are crazy. . . ."
The two men looked at each other, probably because the same
thought -- of the boundless plains, the unending forests and
swamps --struck both of them at once.
"Well, I see you have gone off your head," the jeune premier
commented. "I'll tell you what, old man. . . . First thing, go
to bed, then drink some brandy and tea to put you into a sweat.
And some castor-oil, of course. Stay, where am I to get some
Brama-Glinsky thought a minute, then made up his mind to go to a
shopkeeper called Madame Tsitrinnikov to try and get it from her
on tick: who knows? perhaps the woman would feel for them and
let them have it. The jeune premier went off, and half an hour
later returned with a bottle of brandy and some castor-oil.
Shtchiptsov was sitting motionless, as before, on the bed,
gazing dumbly at the floor. He drank the castor-oil offered him
by his friend like an automaton, with no consciousness of what
he was doing. Like an automaton he sat afterwards at the table,
and drank tea and brandy; mechanically he emptied the whole
bottle and let the jeune premier put him to bed. The latter
covered him up with a quilt and an overcoat, advised him to get
into a perspiration, and went away.
The night came on; Shtchiptsov had drunk a great deal of brandy,
but he did not sleep. He lay motionless under the quilt and
stared at the dark ceiling; then, seeing the moon looking in at
the window, he turned his eyes from the ceiling towards the
companion of the earth, and lay so with open eyes till the
morning. At nine o'clock in the morning Zhukov, the manager, ran
"What has put it into your head to be ill, my angel?" he
cackled, wrinkling up his nose. "Aie, aie! A man with your
physique has no business to be ill! For shame, for shame! Do you
know, I was quite frightened. 'Can our conversation have had
such an effect on him?' I wondered. My dear soul, I hope it's
not through me you've fallen ill! You know you gave me as good .
. . er . . . And, besides, comrades can never get on without
words. You called me all sorts of names . . . and have gone at
me with your fists too, and yet I am fond of you! Upon my soul,
I am. I respect you and am fond of you! Explain, my angel, why I
am so fond of you. You are neither kith nor kin nor wife, but as
soon as I heard you had fallen ill it cut me to the heart."
Zhukov spent a long time declaring his affection, then fell to
kissing the invalid, and finally was so overcome by his feelings
that he began laughing hysterically, and was even meaning to
fall into a swoon, but, probably remembering that he was not at
home nor at the theatre, put off the swoon to a more convenient
opportunity and went away.
Soon after him Adabashev, the tragic actor, a dingy,
short-sighted individual who talked through his nose, made his
appearance. . . . For a long while he looked at Shtchiptsov, for
a long while he pondered, and at last he made a discovery.
"Do you know what, Mifa?" he said, pronouncing through his nose
"f" instead of "sh," and assuming a mysterious expression. "Do
you know what? You ought to have a dose of castor-oil!"
Shtchiptsov was silent. He remained silent, too, a little later
as the tragic actor poured the loathsome oil into his mouth. Two
hours later Yevlampy, or, as the actors for some reason called
him, Rigoletto, the hairdresser of the company, came into the
room. He too, like the tragic man, stared at Shtchiptsov for a
long time, then sighed like a steam-engine, and slowly and
deliberately began untying a parcel he had brought with him. In
it there were twenty cups and several little flasks.
"You should have sent for me and I would have cupped you long
ago," he said, tenderly baring Shtchiptsov's chest. "It is easy
to neglect illness."
Thereupon Rigoletto stroked the broad chest of the "heavy
father" and covered it all over with suction cups.
"Yes . . ." he said, as after this operation he packed up his
paraphernalia, crimson with Shtchiptsov's blood. "You should
have sent for me, and I would have come. . . . You needn't
trouble about payment. . . . I do it from sympathy. Where are
you to get the money if that idol won't pay you? Now, please
take these drops. They are nice drops! And now you must have a
dose of this castor-oil. It's the real thing. That's right! I
hope it will do you good. Well, now, good-bye. . . ."
Rigoletto took his parcel and withdrew, pleased that he had been
of assistance to a fellow-creature.
The next morning Sigaev, the comic man, going in to see
Shtchiptsov, found him in a terrible condition. He was lying
under his coat, breathing in gasps, while his eyes strayed over
the ceiling. In his hands he was crushing convulsively the
"To Vyazma!" he whispered, when he saw the comic man. "To Vyazma."
"Come, I don't like that, old man!" said the comic man, flinging
up his hands. "You see . . . you see . . . you see, old man,
that's not the thing! Excuse me, but . . . it's positively
stupid. . . ."
"To go to Vyazma! My God, to Vyazma!"
"I . . . I did not expect it of you," the comic man muttered,
utterly distracted. "What the deuce do you want to collapse like
this for? Aie . . . aie . . . aie! . . . that's not the thing. A
giant as tall as a watch-tower, and crying. Is it the thing for
actors to cry?"
"No wife nor children," muttered Shtchiptsov. "I ought not to
have gone for an actor, but have stayed at Vyazma. My life has
been wasted, Semyon! Oh, to be in Vyazma!"
"Aie . . . aie . . . aie! . . . that's not the thing! You see,
it's stupid . . . contemptible indeed!"
Recovering his composure and setting his feelings in order,
Sigaev began comforting Shtchiptsov, telling him untruly that
his comrades had decided to send him to the Crimea at their
expense, and so on, but the sick man did not listen and kept
muttering about Vyazma. . . . At last, with a wave of his hand,
the comic man began talking about Vyazma himself to comfort the
"It's a fine town," he said soothingly, "a capital town, old
man! It's famous for its cakes. The cakes are classical, but --
between ourselves --h'm! -- they are a bit groggy. For a whole
week after eating them I was . . . h'm! . . . But what is fine
there is the merchants! They are something like merchants. When
they treat you they do treat you!"
The comic man talked while Shtchiptsov listened in silence and
nodded his head approvingly.
Towards evening he died.
chemist's: the pharmacist's
jeune premier: young lead player
prunella: a strong, heavy fabric of worsted twill
heliotrope: a plant with small, highly fragrant purple flowers
passport: Russians had to have passports even for travel within
on tick: on credit
Rigoletto: a hunchbacked jester who is the main character in
Giuseppe Verdi's 1851 opera Rigoletto, based on an earlier play
by Victor Hugo
cupped you: an outdated medical treatment in which blood is
removed by placing evacuated glass cups on the skin; bleeding
the patient by cupping, applying leeches, or cutting was
accepted medical practice from the middle ages until the middle
of the 19th century
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