|  |  | A.P. Chekhov 
		- The Grasshopper 
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		VII VIII II Olga Ivanovna was twenty-two, Dymov was 
				thirty-one. They got on splendidly together when they were 
				married. Olga Ivanovna hung all her drawing-room walls with her 
				own and other people's sketches, in frames and without frames, 
				and near the piano and furniture arranged picturesque corners 
				with Japanese parasols, easels, daggers, busts, photographs, and 
				rags of many colours. . . . In the dining-room she papered the 
				walls with peasant woodcuts, hung up bark shoes and sickles, 
				stood in a corner a scythe and a rake, and so achieved a 
				dining-room in the Russian style. In her bedroom she draped the 
				ceiling and the walls with dark cloths to make it like a cavern, 
				hung a Venetian lantern over the beds, and at the door set a 
				figure with a halberd. And every one thought that the young 
				people had a very charming little home.  When she got up at eleven o'clock every morning, Olga Ivanovna 
				played the piano or, if it were sunny, painted something in 
				oils. Then between twelve and one she drove to her dressmaker's. 
				As Dymov and she had very little money, only just enough, she 
				and her dressmaker were often put to clever shifts to enable her 
				to appear constantly in new dresses and make a sensation with 
				them. Very often out of an old dyed dress, out of bits of tulle, 
				lace, plush, and silk, costing nothing, perfect marvels were 
				created, something bewitching -- not a dress, but a dream. From 
				the dressmaker's Olga Ivanovna usually drove to some actress of 
				her acquaintance to hear the latest theatrical gossip, and 
				incidentally to try and get hold of tickets for the first night 
				of some new play or for a benefit performance. From the 
				actress's she had to go to some artist's studio or to some 
				exhibition or to see some celebrity -- either to pay a visit or 
				to give an invitation or simply to have a chat. And everywhere 
				she met with a gay and friendly welcome, and was assured that 
				she was good, that she was sweet, that she was rare. . . . Those 
				whom she called great and famous received her as one of 
				themselves, as an equal, and predicted with one voice that, with 
				her talents, her taste, and her intelligence, she would do great 
				things if she concentrated herself. She sang, she played the 
				piano, she painted in oils, she carved, she took part in amateur 
				performances; and all this not just anyhow, but all with talent, 
				whether she made lanterns for an illumination or dressed up or 
				tied somebody's cravat -- everything she did was exceptionally 
				graceful, artistic, and charming. But her talents showed 
				themselves in nothing so clearly as in her faculty for quickly 
				becoming acquainted and on intimate terms with celebrated 
				people. No sooner did any one become ever so little celebrated, 
				and set people talking about him, than she made his 
				acquaintance, got on friendly terms the same day, and invited 
				him to her house. Every new acquaintance she made was a 
				veritable fte for her. She adored celebrated people, was proud 
				of them, dreamed of them every night. She craved for them, and 
				never could satisfy her craving. The old ones departed and were 
				forgotten, new ones came to replace them, but to these, too, she 
				soon grew accustomed or was disappointed in them, and began 
				eagerly seeking for fresh great men, finding them and seeking 
				for them again. What for?  Between four and five she dined at home with her husband. His 
				simplicity, good sense, and kind-heartedness touched her and 
				moved her up to enthusiasm. She was constantly jumping up, 
				impulsively hugging his head and showering kisses on it.  "You are a clever, generous man, Dymov," she used to say, "but 
				you have one very serious defect. You take absolutely no 
				interest in art. You don't believe in music or painting."  "I don't understand them," he would say mildly. "I have spent 
				all my life in working at natural science and medicine, and I 
				have never had time to take an interest in the arts."  "But, you know, that's awful, Dymov!"  "Why so? Your friends don't know anything of science or 
				medicine, but you don't reproach them with it. Every one has his 
				own line. I don't understand landscapes and operas, but the way 
				I look at it is that if one set of sensible people devote their 
				whole lives to them, and other sensible people pay immense sums 
				for them, they must be of use. I don't understand them, but not 
				understanding does not imply disbelieving in them."  "Let me shake your honest hand!"  After dinner Olga Ivanovna would drive off to see her friends, 
				then to a theatre or to a concert, and she returned home after 
				midnight. So it was every day.  On Wednesdays she had "At Homes." At these "At Homes" the 
				hostess and her guests did not play cards and did not dance, but 
				entertained themselves with various arts. An actor from the 
				Dramatic Theatre recited, a singer sang, artists sketched in the 
				albums of which Olga Ivanovna had a great number, the 
				violoncellist played, and the hostess herself sketched, carved, 
				sang, and played accompaniments. In the intervals between the 
				recitations, music, and singing, they talked and argued about 
				literature, the theatre, and painting. There were no ladies, for 
				Olga Ivanovna considered all ladies wearisome and vulgar except 
				actresses and her dressmaker. Not one of these entertainments 
				passed without the hostess starting at every ring at the bell, 
				and saying, with a triumphant expression, "It is he," meaning by 
				"he," of course, some new celebrity. Dymov was not in the 
				drawing-room, and no one remembered his existence. But exactly 
				at half-past eleven the door leading into the dining-room 
				opened, and Dymov would appear with his good-natured, gentle 
				smile and say, rubbing his hands:  "Come to supper, gentlemen."  They all went into the dining-room, and every time found on the 
				table exactly the same things: a dish of oysters, a piece of ham 
				or veal, sardines, cheese, caviare, mushrooms, vodka, and two 
				decanters of wine.  "My dear mitre d'htel!" Olga Ivanovna would say, clasping her 
				hands with enthusiasm, "you are simply fascinating! My friends, 
				look at his forehead! Dymov, turn your profile. Look! he has the 
				face of a Bengal tiger and an expression as kind and sweet as a 
				gazelle. Ah, the darling!"  The visitors ate, and, looking at Dymov, thought, "He really is 
				a nice fellow"; but they soon forgot about him, and went on 
				talking about the theatre, music, and painting.  The young people were happy, and their life flowed on without a 
				hitch.  The third week of their honeymoon was spent, however, not quite 
				happily -- sadly, indeed. Dymov caught erysipelas in the 
				hospital, was in bed for six days, and had to have his beautiful 
				black hair cropped. Olga Ivanovna sat beside him and wept 
				bitterly, but when he was better she put a white handkerchief on 
				his shaven head and began to paint him as a Bedouin. And they 
				were both in good spirits. Three days after he had begun to go 
				back to the hospital he had another mischance.  "I have no luck, little mother," he said one day at dinner. "I 
				had four dissections to do today, and I cut two of my fingers at 
				one. And I did not notice it till I got home."  Olga Ivanovna was alarmed. He smiled, and told her that it did 
				not matter, and that he often cut his hands when he was 
				dissecting.  "I get absorbed, little mother, and grow careless."  Olga Ivanovna dreaded symptoms of blood-poisoning, and prayed 
				about it every night, but all went well. And again life flowed 
				on peaceful and happy, free from grief and anxiety. The present 
				was happy, and to follow it spring was at hand, already smiling 
				in the distance, and promising a thousand delights. There would 
				be no end to their happiness. In April, May and June a summer 
				villa a good distance out of town; walks, sketching, fishing, 
				nightingales; and then from July right on to autumn an artist's 
				tour on the Volga, and in this tour Olga Ivanovna would take 
				part as an indispensable member of the society. She had already 
				had made for her two travelling dresses of linen, had bought 
				paints, brushes, canvases, and a new palette for the journey. 
				Almost every day Ryabovsky visited her to see what progress she 
				was making in her painting; when she showed him her painting, he 
				used to thrust his hands deep into his pockets, compress his 
				lips, sniff, and say:  "Ye -- es . . . ! That cloud of yours is screaming: it's not in 
				the evening light. The foreground is somehow chewed up, and 
				there is something, you know, not the thing. . . . And your 
				cottage is weighed down and whines pitifully. That corner ought 
				to have been taken more in shadow, but on the whole it is not 
				bad; I like it."  And the more incomprehensible he talked, the more readily Olga 
				Ivanovna understood him.
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